Aug 082012
 

From my email bag:

 

WOMEN


A real woman is a man’s best friend.


She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.


She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.


She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.


She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.


No wait…Sorry.


I’m thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that shit.


Never mind.

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

  10 Responses to “Women”

  1. Bwhahahahahahaha! I was thinking there was something amiss!

  2. Well, I’m reading, and I’m thinking, well, this is something I’m for sure failing at, and then thought, gee, this is a side to Sherri I didn’t know about, but mostly I’m feeling depressed that I’m such a, well, failure at meeting Sherri’s standards, and then as I was about to need someone to scrape me off the floor, whiskey showed up! Oh, my, I never knew whiskey could taste so good and be such a lifesaver. Thanks for the guffaw.

  3. You’re gonna lose a loyal reader if you keep that sh*# up gal. Jus sayin!

  4. I am so glad that whiskey was lumbered with all those responsibilities. I don’t think I could manage the whole lot – not together or consistently anyway. Thank you – this was a great start to my day.

  5. Not fair! I’m laughing too hard at this!! You little vixen!
    Peace,
    Muff

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