Jun 262011

#000000">if you are easily offended… do not read beyond this point… I am not a political person or a bigot of any sort… but this joke I received in my email is some funny shit!


#000000">A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan
desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water,
he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small
stand, selling ties.

#000000">The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

#000000">The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They
are only $5.”

#000000">The Taliban shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

#000000">“OK,” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to
buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”

#000000">Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he
staggered back, almost dead & said,

#000000">“Your f*cking brother won’t let me in without a tie!”

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

  2 Responses to “Water”

  1. Funny. Started my day just right.

  2. Made me laugh!

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