Let me ask you something…..
Have you ever been walking along on a nice evening, ol’ man by your side, dog in the lead looking for the perfect spot to take care of business… things are normal & nice… when all of the sudden someone jumps out of nowhere and stabs you in the side of the head with an ice pick?
I guess maybe it’s just me.
Those types of things happen to me all the time.
The other day I was walking down the hallway at the hospital and someone reached out and branded me on the back with a huge hot stick. Another time I was sitting in a meeting room when someone under the table wrapped some bare electrical wires around my left calf.
I don’t when or who, but I must’ve really pissed some folks off!
I find it curious how these things happen so instantly, out of nowhere, and then disappear almost as quickly. Of course, there is always some sort of residual after effect to deal with. But so far the residual junk has been temporary.
Tonight someone stabbed me above my right ear with an ice pick… I dropped the garbage sack I was carrying… I doubled over and had to just rub my head. I looked around for the invisible culprit… of course, there is none… only the beast that feeds on my nervous system.
I’m sure I look bat shit crazy when I jump and spin around looking for the invisible person who has caused invisible stabbings to my body. If I’m not careful, I may just end up as a patient at Bedlam… eek!