my hair has been it’s yucky natural brown color for a few months…gross. it’s not a pretty brown at all. it’s not even mousy brown…it’s just shit brown. ha! about two months ago i bought a frosting kit and was planning to put some blond back on my head….but then the whole MS thing happened and the blond got stored away in the cabinet….
today…i felt good enough to come home, put the cute cap on and pull my hair through the 1,538 holes…i was ready, pumped up, psyched about it…. i rush in the door, put the dog outside, put on my old “frosting the hair” t-shirt…smoked one last cigarette before beginning the project….
i open the cabinet, pull out the box… lay everything on the counter….i put the cap on…tug it down nice and snug…tie it in a cute bow under my neck….and start pulling hair through…. i got the top of my head done…. then my arms got numb…shit
ok… no problem i say to myself “self, let’s just mix up the blond crap and comb it through…” sounds good to me! so i pull the cap off my head… get the little mixing tray… – for those of you who have done home frost jobs you know what’s next….pour the packet of noxious powder into the tray and mix in the creme….
WAIT! WHERE IS THE POWDER??!!!
holy hell….there’s no powder… my kit has been pilfered! damn powder thiefs!
this has happened to me before. i’m always very careful to buy coloring kits that are sealed…. always. this box was sealed, not bent in any way…. but i’ll be damned…someone has stolen the powder packet outta the box….
so i’m stuck with this brown for another day…. you see, once i get home… i don’t leave again unless it’s a dire emergency…ok, maybe not dire…but there has to be some damn good motivation for me to leave…. it’s 5:15…horrible traffic. not gonna fight that for some blond. not today….