Mar 052011
 

…. can you buy those?… for they body?… that can be duck taped all over for protection?… maybe bubble wrap… the kind with the REALLY BIG BUBBLES….

the reason i ask is this…. i fell…. about an hour ago… i was just sitting here on my luxuriously plush futon… yeah, futon…. playing on the interwebs…. coach says “let’s go to the B (HEB) and get some pizza”… okay, no problem…. sounds sort of good actually

i get up…. stand up… gotta get my shoes…. went to take a step… and the damn legs … they did it to me…. imagine this if you can – because i don’t think i can steal a picture from google that accurately depicts what happened –

so my body… the rubenesque top part- moves forward… good… but then the legs go sideways… in OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! and then… the arse… that cute thing i carry around behind me…it decides to go which way? FREAKIN BACKWARDS!… and then down…down… down

the arse was headed for the floor…. but my exceptionally thoughtful toughbook -that resides on the extra sturdy built to last particle board table- reaches out and catches my arse…. how thoughtful….

damn that hurt! i bunged up the elbow and back of one thigh… and now an hour later… the neck, shoulder and both legs are feeling a bit strained…. oo that’s gonna be sore tomorrow…

so all this leads to this question for all of you –

i’m in the market for a new computer… i need a laptop that has WiFi, fairly fast, good graphics card… a screen the size to accommodate my failing MS eyesight… and now we must also add to the list a new feature… it must be sturdy enough to hold up all the lovely curves and cushion that is me…. ideas?
the mess that is my mind

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

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