Mar 262011
 

so i mentioned a minute ago that coach was gone … left me alone…to my own devices… so i went shopping (and to get the haircut)

on my list was a few new over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders…. bras…. yeah…. i have talked about my blessings here before and here too…. gonna do it again…sort of

so anywho…

my boulder holders will fit over my entire head… yes…. one could eat a double portion serving of cereal from one half of my boulder holders….

i found some after much looking that were in the right size for me…took a while… they can be hard to find unless i want to go to a specialty shop and spend mega moolah…which i don’t

now, men…. they like camo… all men… they all like camo… i have never owned camo… not really into it…but i found this bra/panty combo… can i call them panties when they come in my size? i think they’re more like “drawers” ha!

so this set…. pretty white boulder holder with just a tad of pink lace trim….and the drawers…pink camo boy shorts….cute! i figured coach would get a kick out of them…. so i threw the set in the basket….. i had a plan…. i was going to rush home and put them on before coach came home… i was going to get dressed again… then at bedtime…as we get ready for bed…..tada! pink camo!

alas, the cute camo drawers didn’t fit… i ask you this…. if a woman requires a boulder holder the size of a large mixing bowl…. why in the wide wide world would you match them up – in a set – with a pair of draweres that fit barbie?

damn….

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

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