Jun 082011

….with an electric razor… HOLY FREAKIN’ HELL!

i don’t trust myself with a real live sharp ass razor very often anymore… i bought this spiffy electric razor… a good one… spent some money… and it works really well on my legs, my tummy, my arms, my chin, my neck…. yes, i have unwanted hair in all those places…shut up

but … it does not work well on armpits.. i have razor burns, bilaterally… absolute misery… arms up – pulls the self-inflicted wounds and hurts… arms down – pits rub against my rubenesque rolls and hurts…. there’s just no way to be without armpit pain…

i have a prayer request….

a good friend is in need of some prayers… she is having some things happen to her…when she lists out all her symptoms, well, i don’t like the way it sounds… much like this beast that many of us are carrying around…. offer up a prayer or two for her….

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

  2 Responses to “never shave your armpits….”

  1. Oh, damn that must hurt. 🙁

  2. I was just thinking about getting an electric razor! thanks for the heads up!

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