ok so I’m not into all the awards passing around but I do appreciate them when I get them… makes me feel warm & fuzzy that someone thinks enough of me to send one my way…
BUT – this one is different…. much different and I’m very inclined to have fun with this one…. I need to say thank you to Suzie Q over at I Married a Moron and Survived for passing me an STD… it’s just what I needed to make my life complete… I mean, really, what gal doesn’t want to be given an STD by a blogger friend…
And I get to give the gift that keeps on giving… I get to pass along this STD to the wonderful person of my choice… when it comes to passing along STD’s one must be a bit picky and selective as you know….
I bet you are wondering what in the hell is she doing now… why is she telling us of an STD from a blog friend that she intends to pass on to another? ha!
I bet you were thinking of different types of STD’s… but as you know STD’s are not transmittable via the internet… or are they?
So the rules… yes, rules…. ugh…
1. Make up ONE totally ridiculous story about yourself that is a complete rip-off from a movie. It can be as long or short as you want; clean or crass as you want.
2. Pass it on to whomever you feel is deserving of this STD – or accept it and keep it for yourself; it’s your blog – it’s your choice.
3. If you choose to accept this STD, please link your acceptance post back to Adventure in Estrogen and to the person who gave you your STD.
4.Use the acronym “STD” as much as possible within your post (send SEO’s into a tale spin)
For number 1 of these rules….
New Years’ Eve… Los Angeles
I find myself in a room at a once hotsy totsy upscale hotel… the concierge is a quirky little fellow who really seems to enjoy his job, I think. He is really busy running around the rooms of the hotel fulfilling the needs of the guests.
I was standing in the lobby and heard a rumor that in one room there is a coven of witches!They were looking for a virgin – hopefully without any signs of an STD…
And another room caught on fire shortly after a dead hooker was found stuffed in the box spring of the bed ( how much you wanna bet she had an STD?) … and two kids had been left alone in that room whilst their parents partied the night away… oh my
I don’t know what else was going on in that hotel but there was some pretty outrageous stories floating around… something about a husband and wife role playing (I hope) with guns and ropes… and in yet another room someone’s finger was cut off because he lost a bet about striking a zippo ten times in a row successfully…
This has turned in to one rockin New Years’ Eve!
*What movie did I choose?
So now I’ve completed the requirements of getting this STD…. does anyone have some vagisil… this itch is driving me crazy!!
I have been trying to think of who I should honor with this wonderful STD…. hmmmm… I’m thinking it should go to…. Angry Squaw!! Woot! She will truly appreciate receiving this STD… I just know she will …