Apr 292011
 

ok… so really there is only highlight… no plural… just one… true highlight….the boys head soccer coach is standing up in the front of the room….mic in hand talking about how wonderful this one kid was… he did that for every kid that got an award… which was pretty much the whole team…. anyway, so head coach is up there…room is quiet as we are all intently listening to head coach’s description of this wonderful kid…. i’m sitting at the head table next to coach… i’m the only +1 that went to the banquet… the other wives/girlfriends/+1’s don’t go to functions…or games really either… anyway…

so room is quiet while head coach is talking…. my coach has his arm draped across the back of my chair…at the head table… in front of the room…. in front of all those students, athletes, parents…. all of the sudden….

here’s the ONE highlight….

coach snaps my bra strap…. and it was freakin LOUD! oh my word! loud loud loud…snap!! 2 inch straps holding up 40 pounds of blessing tend to be rather taught…and when pulled back and released abruptly…well, they slap the skin with quite an impact…. and when that skin is pulled taught across the shoulder blades…well the impact makes a cracking SNAP!

at the head table…setting wonderful examples for those high school teenage boys full of raging hormones, bodies screaming for sex….

good one coach! i must say we both laughed so hard that i think we both had major eye moisture going on…

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  •  April 29, 2011
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