Jun 052011
 

i’m worn out puppy….

 

have you ever been so incredibly tired but sleep isn’t coming? that’s me about right now….last night i got a whoppin’ 4 hours of sleep… worked today from 6a-2p…rushed on home, packed up the car, left Austin at 3:15…. 319 miles later we are at our destination for the night… 7 hours on the road…. me, coach, and Queen Beulah… can’t leave royalty behind… actually, she comes along because we have no place to leave her … and she travels quite well… and since Motel 6 not only leaves the light on for you, but also allows fur-people to stay, well it’s just a good deal all the way around.

 

tomorrow morning coach is going to prove himself once again… he will show off all of his manliness…okay, not ALL his manliness…naturally he will be wearing a cute little onsie…. oh my… and yes, i will be more than happy to post pictures and videos because i love him and stroking his ego is one of those things that i do for him

 

it’s the he-man, look what i can do, i’m stronger than you, pissing contest… not actual pissing… well, some might piss as they lift massive amounts of weight, but i’m not sure… they do however FART like you have never heard… and STINK! all that protein, egg, tuna fish diet makes the most unreal gaggable gaseous byproduct… holy hell!  AND when you take that odor and mix it with the aroma of testosterone laden sweat, dirty feet, and eau de pafrum “gym”… all i can say is that the fragrance is not one that comes out of your pores and clothing easily

 

but because i love him so dearly, and because he has the need to prove his strength and set world records and shit… well, here i am going all out to support him… he would do the same for me i’m sure….

 

i’ll keep you posted on the shenanigans from the gym because i promise you there will be sights that are worth sharing and tales worth telling….

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

  5 Responses to “he-man pissing contest”

  1. I do know the feeling of not much sleep.  It sounds like you have a he-man!

  2. and you call me the nut!  this is an hysterical and educational post.  
    the educational part is that I never connected farting with protein. Jeez, you never know where you can pick up valuable tidbits.  The hysterical one is the visualization of heavy weights going higher, knees bending, tush goes down into sitting position and ooooooops – scented music!  gotta see those pictures.  can you do a video with sound?
    god bless.  

  3. You’re a good mate, Sherri!!
    Peace,
    Muff

  4. see just thinking about it all caused  me to spell three words wrong…omg…

  5. Sherri…omg…I so wish I could come and sit with you–we could go outside for air occasionally…..
    I do be lovin a man with some muscles….and those little shorts they were…whew!!! getting my pressure up just thinking about them…..take lots of pics….I promise not to lust after coach..but through in some of the good bad and ugly as well….I can’t wait to see your next post.

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