Jun 142012
 

 

i’m totally and completely shameless…. i ripped this directly off of that silly Facebook site….

 

A man walks in to a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answered that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, “Sir, I though you looking for some tampons for your wife?”

He answers, “You see, it’s like this – yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because ‘it’s sooooooo much cheaper.’ So, I figure if I have to roll my own…… so does she.”

 

Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

  2 Responses to “cigarettes and tampons”

  1. Oh my I love it! I needed a good belly laugh today!

  2. Now I have a pain in my side from laughing! Quite funny!!
    Peace,
    Muff

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