i’m totally and completely shameless…. i ripped this directly off of that silly Facebook site….
A man walks in to a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answered that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, “Sir, I though you looking for some tampons for your wife?”
He answers, “You see, it’s like this – yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because ‘it’s sooooooo much cheaper.’ So, I figure if I have to roll my own…… so does she.”