May 222011

> A senior citizen drove his brand new red Corvette convertible out of the dealership. 

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, the exhilarating power pushed him back in his seat.
He was enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down the interstate, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights
flashing and siren blaring. He pushed it to 100 mph, then 120, then 150.

Suddenly he thought, “What am I  doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.  

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 
30 minutes. Today is Friday.  If  you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll  let you go.”

The old gentleman paused.

Then said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper.  I thought you were bringing her back.”  

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
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Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

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